Party status pictures and Funny Instagram Captions

• When nothing goes right, go left instead!

• I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

• There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

• A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.

• I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

• Yesterday, I changed my WiFi password to “Hackitifyoucan”; today, someone changed it to “ChallengeAccepted”.

• So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.

• Real men don’t take selfies.

• I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me.

• I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.

• Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.

• I’m your worst nightmare.

• Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

• If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

• I think you are lacking vitamin me!

• What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.

• Ladies, please.

• Need an ark? I Noah guy.